This just in!!!
Another layer of the stinking, rotten onion that is the FUCR has been revealed!
This intrepid reporter has been notified by a VERY INSIDE SOURCE... (ha ha! I stopped live streamcasting! You'll never know the source now!!!) that FUCR manager Sofya Trunchbull Vaginovskovitch has been having a torrid affair with one of her rasslers! Now, this reporter is not necessarily interested in the goings on of this sordid league aside from exposing the soggy parts that need to be aired out in the fresh air and sunlight of justice before they spore and spread their evil throughout the nation and inside the mind of every American child, but this story simply serves as another example of how disgusting and incestual this league truly is.
The photo seen here shows a very erotic (surprisingly in this reporter's view, considering her lascivious behaviour in and out of the ring) Trunchbull, clutching at the well tanned and toned teat of Sacriphisto, currently in her employ. Now, this brings up two questions:
1) Is it against any bylaws of the FUCR that a manager has relations with one's own rassler? I'm not too up to date on the rules of the FUCR, but in all decency this has to be a conflict of interest.
2) In consideration of various reports emanating from sources within Rev. Killjoy's "Honorarium Compound" in the grey hills of Wyoming (one of many the Rev. has entrusted to him by the Church), there is a possibility of a romance brewing between these two enemy managers.
Taking these questions into account, and considering that the facts keep rolling in regarding Trunchbull's disgusting perversity and brutality (it is rumored that her clit is big enough to penetrate a man, is this true Reverend?), this is not only of interest to those concerned with human decency, but is also a health and safety issue. Many children attend FUCR events and come into contact with copius amounts of bodily fluid throughout an event. In consideration of Rev. Killjoy's erotic crucifixion of Trunchbull, and the heavy amounts of "fluid" resulting during this oh-so-public of obviously well planned fetish acts, there appears to be more than a rumour going around regarding these two disgusting, disgusting human beings and their potential three way gangbang of decadence. VaginaJoyPhist, ugghhhh...
It is this reporter's intentions to bring these stories and questions out and into the public. The court of public opinion will decide what to do with these monsters. And in the opinion of this highly respected reporter, I hope that the public does to them what they did to Frankenstein. I mean his monster.
HAMMER... OUT!
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P.S. The picture of legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan does not signify that this picture was taken from a magazine, rather, it should be understood that the picture of Hogan is indeed a sex stimulation device placed in the corner of the mirror in which Sacriphisto and Trunchbull reportedly "do it" in Sacriphisto's locker room. In simple words, they like to do it in front of the mirror and pretend Hogan is watching them.
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