This just in! Reports have emerged that the FUCR manager "Millionaire" Matt Welz is in possession of a highly controversial cloning center located on one of his many island estates. Sources have yet to confirm this shocking allegation, but reports of hideous, malformed bodies washing up on tropical resorts near the island of Curacao have been consistent over the past months. It is this reporter's opinion that these sightings confirm the allegations of a secret cloning facility.
The Havershiem Hammer Scoop will be following this story as it devel
opes. I, Ronnie, would ask my readers to consider the following:
opes. I, Ronnie, would ask my readers to consider the following:Why would the Millionaire Matt Welz need such a facility? What purposes could it serve? Is the Millionaire part of some crazy cult, most likely in conjunction with Rev. Killjoy? Or perhaps the Millionaire is constructing a project to develop inhuman super soldiers... or rasslers???
Stay tuned. We're going down the rabbit hole people...
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