This just in. Reports have been rolling in regarding the allegations of homosexuality concerning FUCR legendary manager "Blackjack" Billy! The following pictures, recieved from trustworthy inside sources seem to confirm the suspicions that at least one member of the FUCR may be indeed dallying with forbidden romances!One source (I don't need to tell you it was an underpaid, temporary Mexican house servant, oh, wait, I just did, I need to stop stream-posting these blogs in real time), took the photo to the left in Blackjack Billy's Hidden Valley Ranch estate. The photo, taken in one of Blackjack's many "Roundup Rooms" appears to be of a young Blackjack and unidentified companion. Unfortunately this will be a onetime news source as the woman has not been heard from recently.
Furthermore, another source (with connections to members of Rev. Killjoy's Church... crap, I did it again...) supplied the Havershiem Hammer Scoop with the following photo taken from the Chicago Gay Pride parade in 1997. Blackjack (allegedly pictured second from right) allegedly not only took part in the parade, but was a significant und
erwriter for the pictured float. Insiders have traced an intricate web of finance and deceit within this particular story, as it is possible that money from the "Millionaire" Matt Welz's offshore estates were funneled into the coifers of Reverend Killjoy through political action committee donations, and then unbeknownst to the Millionaire, transferred to Blackjack's bank accounts under the auspices of one of Blackjack Billy's lesse known children's charities "Children, the Future's Consenting Adults of Today". We're following this story as it breaks.
erwriter for the pictured float. Insiders have traced an intricate web of finance and deceit within this particular story, as it is possible that money from the "Millionaire" Matt Welz's offshore estates were funneled into the coifers of Reverend Killjoy through political action committee donations, and then unbeknownst to the Millionaire, transferred to Blackjack's bank accounts under the auspices of one of Blackjack Billy's lesse known children's charities "Children, the Future's Consenting Adults of Today". We're following this story as it breaks. On a final note, this reporter has received threats directly from the Blackjack Billy estate (see my blog for the proof!). But let me say, if I am injured or killed, know that there are literally ONES of reporters in the Greater Milwaukee and Prairie-du-Page area ready to step up, kick these tired old blood-sniffing bones to the side, and pick up that hammer where this man fell.
Well Truthseekers, and now truth FINDERS! I leave it up to you to decide. It's time to RISE AND HAMMER-SHINE!
That's all for now friends.
4 comments:
Sweet mamma-jamma, that is truly insidious. Why would you create such a smear campaign? Who's paying YOU for this? This is the stuff that's gonna make my mom install cybernanny on my computer.
This does indeed corroborate documents released in the People vs. Dick Fabian hearings of 1982, wherein there was "circumstantial" evidence as to Blackjack's whereabouts during the now infamous Keys To The Hot Tub parties that took place at that time. No charges were ever brought to bear against him, but after what went down between Fabian and those hermit crabs, the court of public opinion has kind of made up it's mind.
Well done, Havershiem. Now it makes sense what happened with your dismissal from P.M. Magazine. Pulitzer anyone?
There you have it folks. The story has been seconded, and most likely will be triangulated as more evidence "mounts". What has Blackjack to say? My guess is that he will be lying low, perhaps taking a Midwest sex tour over the weekend to squeeze out every last drop of debauchery he can before slinking back to the real world.
Watch yourself Havershiem... Already you are surrounded by enemies...
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